- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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