- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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