A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock Fuck off!

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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