A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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