What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Weaner

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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