there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Phew... it's gone.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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