The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

haha

your mom gave me head.....phones

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