- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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