- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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