What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Penis

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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