How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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