- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

The chickens have become self-aware!

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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