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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Knock, Knock Who's There

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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