- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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