- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A russian gives away vodka.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anyone can post anything.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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