Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

How you know when dislextic

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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