What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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