- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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