What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Once upon a time a was born

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

David Cameron

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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