- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

hi penis ham telephone

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

I'm so punny.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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