- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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