- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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