What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

how much fish could a chicken

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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