Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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