What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Women's rights

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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