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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

FUCK YOU

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Oh, go away

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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