- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

stinky boner

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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