There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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this website is a bad joke

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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