- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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