Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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