Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Anti Joke

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