Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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