Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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