- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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