what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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