How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Guest what in the butt

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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