I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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