What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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