- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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