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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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