- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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