Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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