- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]