How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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