What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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