- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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