- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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