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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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