What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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