FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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