Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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