knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A man died.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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