Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Screw it you write the joke.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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