the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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