- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

I am a mime

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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