whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

My spelling is horrible

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How old are you? 7

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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