How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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The american education system.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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