A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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