- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Read a Book.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

womens rights.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Yes

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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