whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

So a bar walks into a man...

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Why? Because.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

What does? 42

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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