What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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