What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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A dog was barking at a tree

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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