How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Anti Joke

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