How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Cripples are lame.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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