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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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