- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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