A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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