- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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