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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock Knock.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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