- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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