- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead