- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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