what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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a man was shot.... he died

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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