Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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