- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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