what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Suck pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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