- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Knock Knock.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's stupid a light bulb.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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