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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Weaner

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Jimmy Saville

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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