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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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