A guy at a baseball game....

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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One, two, three, four and five

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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