- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

eoin burgin is fat

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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