- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

GOODBYE

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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