What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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