A chicken walks into a barn.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

This is an anti- joke

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why so serious ?

Anti Joke

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