Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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