- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Gustavo Andrade

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Ross.

God is real.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Cancer

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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