Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Turkey Balls

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