Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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No your aunties a joke

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this website is a bad joke

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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