- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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