There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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