- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's blue? The sky.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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