- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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