- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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