Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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