- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Jack Stevens

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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