- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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