How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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