- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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