Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Yellow People !!

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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