- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the man with no head say to the women?

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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