A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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salad days!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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