- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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