Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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White NBA players.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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