- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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