What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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