Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

PENIS lol

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Anti Joke

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