- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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