- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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