a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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If life gives you lemonade.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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12 in general

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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