- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Women's rights

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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