- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

who is not good looking? mon morello

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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