- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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