- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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