- Anti Joke

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!