What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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HEY!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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I'm hungry.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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