What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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star wars kid

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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