- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

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