- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Men's rights

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Cancer

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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