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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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