- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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