Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Go away still nothing to see

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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