- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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