Yellow People !!

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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