- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Neither did she.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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