- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Refridgerator.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Barack Obama is a good president.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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