what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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