Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What is cowboy say

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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