What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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a black man pays his child support

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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