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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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