- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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