- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??