Albino African Americans

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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