- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

why are balck people black because they are

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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