yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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