Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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