2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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