Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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