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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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