- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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