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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

knock knock Goodbye

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Whats worse than a joke? This

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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