- Anti Joke

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

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