- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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