Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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the economy.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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