- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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