Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Blacks

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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