Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Chuck Norris.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

poo

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

how man

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...