Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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. . I am a whale

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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