Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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