You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Tell you something funny.

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YOLO.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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