why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Women's rights.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

YES! EXACTLY!

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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